gloatsurfing

Internet surfing to confirm your own greatness and enjoy a little schadenfreude at the expense of your vanquished foes.

I didn't get anything done at work today, I was too busy gloatsurfing right wing websites after Obama's big victory.

by Chiller November 8, 2012

gloataholic

A gloataholic is a person who gloats compulsively even though it's irritating to others and harmful to relationships.

Michael has alienated all of his friends at the bar by talking incessantly about his easy life and good fortune: No one likes a gloataholic.

by HappySheldon April 10, 2015

gloatisserie

A virtual platform whereupon an enemy is roasted, producing schadenfreude for the audience as they gloat over their victory.

"Sessions roasted McCabe on Trump's Gloatisserie."

by MondoFuego May 11, 2018

Gloating

Celebrating an accomplishment.

Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Gloatathon

A sustained period of gloating and self satisfaction.

When we realised we'd won our court case we laughed for ten minutes non stop at how much it would cost the opposition. It was a total gloatathon.

by MrGeee July 8, 2023

gloatwatch

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right

I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached

by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024

gloatification

a look, feeling, or expression of triumphant satisfaction

There was a brief moment of gloatification over itself and the power of severity.

by PolkaCity June 16, 2025