getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

getting jilled

to be catcalled by a drunken, married woman of high stature

Teresa was getting jilled at last year's Christmas potluck by her boss, Jill.

by lackawanna February 26, 2009

Getting Accepted to Brown

Anal Sex

Dude, me and my girl are getting bored in bed

Ever thought of getting accepted to Brown??

by SeeWatHaHappen July 27, 2009

getting slished

To get drunk, to get wasted.

Caesar and I love getting slished together.

by Rameses Montague August 21, 2009

Getting People

Driving around town bumping hard, while passengers obnoxiously hang out of the window and try and instigate reactions from bystanders. Very amusing.

I'm bored, there's nothing to do.
I don't know, how bout we spend the night driving around just getting people?

Yo crank it crank it, get this guy!

Look, an old bi*ch, get her!

A dog, get it!

by Gooz Gooo June 30, 2010

Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

Getting Eyes

To get a hold of something tangible the way you want to have it, usually a sexual term.

whats up girl, let me get eyes on them big ol booty cheeks.

damn she is bad, i wanna get eyes on that.

hey dude, let me get eyes on some of that beer.

im about to go get some eyes on that taco truck.

last night i was just getting eyes.

by backflipninja September 12, 2011