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dick fishing

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.
Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."
by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009
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crab fishing

The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.
Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet
by WillT June 7, 2007
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shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.
"I really want to go shark fishing soon."
by gigz June 21, 2007
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Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009
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K-fishing

To be cheap and ask for money but never pay it back
Stop K-fishing=Stop being cheap/Pay me Back!/Don't be brown
by B-ryan the Great April 2, 2010
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Blow-Fishing

Blow-Fishing is when an individual is trying to appear large in a way to try to provoke and scare (an individual,animal,opponent, attacker, etc )
(Scenario On Blow-Fishing )
Yesterday, George had to blow-fish a bear he saw while camping, in fear of an impending attack.
by Angel ^.^ January 30, 2015
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fishing

A. A sport which involves catching fish. This is usually done with a net or pole.

B. An act preformed in jailhouses. Fishing happens when the current fish (a new inmate in prision, the bitch) either leaves, gets transfered, or is just plain used up. Fishing is teh process of selecting a new fish for the jail. Once fishing is complete the newly deemed fish is raped by the other inmates as they chant "fish........ fish....... fish...."
A. Me and my friend Winston went fishing off the pier. Then we played some wiffle ball

B. Peter, the current fish was dry and used up so the jailhouse went fishing and selected Tom as their new fish. Then they pulled the cords and had a seizure.
by Ownage December 8, 2004
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