Fratting for wood

1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).

2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.

1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.

2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.

by Mr. Tau December 27, 2010

fbating

Cheating on your boyfriend or girlfriend by saying certain words, phrases, or "things" to another guy or girl over Facebook Chat or on his or her Facebook Wall.

Also a witty combination of the names/words Facebook and cheating(duh)

If you were looking for facebook cheat that is different.

Cheating Girl : I'm fbating with you!
Guy: What?!?
Girl: Yeah! I want sex RIGHT NOW! With you! I hate my bf!

Cheating Girl 2: I miss uuuuuuuu!
Guy 2: I miss uuuuuuu too!
Girl 2: I can't leave my boyfriend!
Guy 2: Just dump his sorry ass! We're already fbating on BOTH of our bf/gf's.

Cheating Guy: Yeah you like that! Yeah!
Girl: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhh!
Guy: Geez relax we're not having real sex! It's cyber sex just like what WOW losers do. Wait when the real thing happens!
Girl: Ok. Just dump your loser gf b4 she figures out you've been fbating with me.
Guy: Oh I already did.

by Jabbaaanjustlikeyaneighba June 27, 2011

filthy farting

when you want to fart, you squeeze so hard, some poo( mostly diarrhoea) comes out, wich causes a dirty pants.

oh no!, I did some filthy farting, now the inside of my pants has turned brown!

by fred pretkadet January 15, 2008

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011

Framingham

a mediocre suburban town west of boston full of people trying "rep" their suburb town.

you're from framingham, not boston. come to dorchester and try to act hard, toolbags.

by teh guy April 21, 2005

Framingham

The ghettoest, most crappiest town in Massachusetts.. and where i live.

Peron 2: So.. where do you live?
Person 1: I live in Framingham..
Person 2: That sucks! That the suckiest place ever.
Person 1: I know.. theres a buttload of gangs.

by Milapila February 12, 2005

farting cup

a cup that is used when u have to fart. U simply fart in the cup. Its a cup that is passed down through families.

Mom! Wheres the farting cup? i had a lot of beens at lunch!

by katie jaeger December 23, 2005