Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper

Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.

by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019

Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard

Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault

by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025

Assault Weapon

Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!

We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."

by anonymous January 15, 2023

Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.

"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Assault Weapons Ban

And then when your kids keep getting murder BECAUSE AN ONLY BECAUSE you are a piece of shit... You will need a hunting weapons ban. And when it happens AGAIN you'll need a pistol ban. Shit like this is the reason your kids get murdered and you deserve it everything it happens.

Hym "Ain't no assault weapons ban going to save your kids from people doing shit like this and YOUR KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES WHO PAY THE PRICE. YOU not being a piece of shit and YOU allowing people to do ahit like this to me is WHY I AM GOING TO MURDER AS MANY KIDS AS I CAN. I'M not the piece of shit. I'm the creator of A.I. stalking and harassment for years guy. I have a right to a gun AND I have a right to punish you for what you're doing here and IF YOU DON'T ENSURE THAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE PUNISHED, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

M16 Assault Rifle

The M16 is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M16 is single-handedly the most rare gun in the game, only available through military areas, and a very small chance of it being in gun stores. This thing is a BEAST, the only gun having full auto in the game (Which means you need high aiming skill to manage this guns immense recoil..) Good fucking luck getting the mags, they're equally as rare or even rarer at times...they use 5.56mm (Obviously.) It can also use all the attachments in the game. It's great, and can only be detected from 70 tiles. The gun is evidently the most efficient of all to gun down hordes, but you'll definitely need level 7 or more on aiming to manage the recoil. (This was the last gun description, I hope you enjoyed them. :D I'll begin to describe the melee's, which will be exponentially more difficult! I hope you'll read those too.)

Timmy: "JIMMY I FOUND THE FUCKING M16 ASSAULT RIFLE."

Jimmy: "WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LUCKY?!"

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

Men of War: Assault Squad 2

RTS game centered around the second world war

Developed by Digitalmindsoft

published by 1C Company

Choose from 5 nations to play as,which include:
Nazi Germany (3rd reich/Germany,Kraut - American soldiers)
Imperial Japan (japan)
United States of America (US/USA)
United Kingdom (UK/Commonwealth,Yankee's/Tommies - by germans)

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR,Commies,Soviets)

1 dlc faction:
Ostfront Veteranen

Basically Germany but different lineup,only usable in multiplayer or against bots and by bots

And 4 DLC's
Iron Fist: 3rd person tank mission for all 5 nations

Airborne: access to multiplayer bots you can add ranging from easy,normal,hard and heroic
1 singleplayer skirmish for each nation

Ostfront veteranen: adds 10 new vechicles and the "Ostfront Veteranen" faction

Men Of War Origins: adds the original Men Of War game but with upgraded graphics

Deluxe edition: Tiny ribbon for multiplayer (or solo matches if you are a loner) matches,slight xp boost to unlock units faster,five star general achievment and a new shiny hud

Jim: did you hear about the game Men of War: Assault Squad 2?
Bob: yeah,i really like the German Campaign
Jim: i enjoy the American Campaign

by MrManIsReal November 4, 2023