by heathrmoor April 30, 2014
by Tits 'n shiznitz March 17, 2009
An excessively boring subject where the goal is to torture and confuse poor unsuspecting students. Rakes, shovels and unamed weapons are usually used.
(During a potentially deadly 45minute lesson of Agricultural Science)
Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)
Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)
by norm12345678910 October 19, 2006
by John Love August 17, 2007
Common, inapplicable science that Pakis use only to fix their taxis and/or charge you too damm much for an AC repair.
Me: God damm this stupid ass car! Where's the nearest Paki
Gas Station Owner: Down there
Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out
Gas Station Owner: Down there
Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out
by LilHomieDeuce September 04, 2011
1. damn!!! i want a demo of Mockery of Science...they are damn straight gonna be the next big thing.
by Vince T. July 09, 2006
science fiction creates our contemporary metaphors, whereas fantasy literature perpetuates medieval metaphors.
for instance, in medieval times, people who saw strange lights or experienced other strange phenonema described the experiences in terms of meeting angels or pixies, whereas, nowadays, thanks to science fiction, people are as likely to interpret these experiences as alien visitations, abductions, or ufo sightings.
by imaginary dave April 03, 2008