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Mint Flood

When you clean your teeth and you get the saliva and toothpaste mixed together. As the result of this it causes a mint flood in your mouth.
Adam:Hey dude
Dan: Whats up,
Adam: not much, just had an awesome Mint Flood in my mouth though
Dan: cool cool
by Dan willans, Adam Boxer October 22, 2006
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Provo Float

When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.
Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!
by BadA24 February 23, 2011
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flood

a large number of people jumping one person.it is used in chi-town
yo son we flooded his ass after all that mouth he was popin
by miss shyster November 10, 2008
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floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.
Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006
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flooby

Messed up, not functioning correctly. Said of hair, clothes, political situations. Basically synonymous with "there is something amiss with..."
"Did you just wake up? Your hair is all flooby."

"This cd is flooby. Try wiping it with a clean cloth."
by throatie November 24, 2006
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Float Job

Woman: I want to give you a float job.

Man: WTF is that?

Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.
by Punn18 January 1, 2012
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flood

In Halo 2, Flood are parasites that infect any living organism, taking over their motor functions. The Flood parasite uses the host to reproduce its spores. Since they do not discriminate between various speciaes, the Flood will fight both the humans and the Covenant.
The Flood are one of the most formidable enemies you'll encounter.
by Dan January 21, 2005
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