Floater

1). A floater is a crumb of communion bread that is deposited when multiple people eat a piece of communion bread first and then drink out of the same communion cup. Typically seen when children take their first communion.

2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."

3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.

"Did you guys see that floater?!?"

by stinky-poop-fart August 2, 2022

Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.

I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check

by JenLou88 April 30, 2023

French Floater

The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater

Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!

by Jcmacs May 24, 2011

Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out

My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.

by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018

Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it

Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters

by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019

local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

Philly Floater

The act of you and your partner(or more) sitting in a bath and trying to produce the largest floater the quickest.

Me and the Bf had the best Philly floater ever.

by Scarxy March 1, 2020