flexing

A lying ass in reality a broke ass person who is always saying they have this and that but don't have shit

Example of verbal flexing

1. Bands on deck

2. My family is some what rich we own a beach house

by jucie_god September 19, 2016

Flex me a euro

Give me some money.

Used the same context as "Bust me a pound star" or "twist me a dracmar" when you are standing on the corner of the street or outside macdonalds. As in when you don't have any but need to get some quick to get some spray more get more from the shop. "Oi man come now come now, flex me a euro innit?"

by Jason Lee Webster June 1, 2006

Flaxitository

The only type of dildo to also include 2 ended auto-luber and a triple vibrator.

Guys, I just bought a dildo of the Flaxitository variety for my girl...it cost about $400. Worth it...

by Rectal Longituse June 6, 2010

flex luthor

to be a swole billionaire

Flex Luthor only exists in myths for now

by Gonzalo Barrios June 2, 2016

flexible

The ability to bend over, touch your toes and spread your "cheeks"

Managers these days say more often to their employees, they need to be more flexible, cause business changes everyday.

by D4Damager March 10, 2015

Straight Flexible

When and girl is into guys more than girls but still likes girls and a guy is into girls more than guys but still likes guys

Hey I'm straight flexible

by Kitsunera September 4, 2016

Flex Thunderstache

The manliest name in existence.

Person A: "Hey, what's his name?"
Person B: "Flex Thunderstache."

*Person A just shit their pants. They can't handle the 100% man that Flex thunderstache is.*

by F.TS. July 8, 2009