Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"

Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.

by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022

lost files sex

Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.

“Me and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning”

by Sadrenity May 3, 2024

Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

filed

When an Italian flakes on a project to shop at Woolworths and date an Asain

i think we just got filed by our group member, oh danget

by niggaloas October 10, 2019

PDF Files

A YouTube channel known for creating unlisted videos for exclusive members and fans. These videos will usually include content targeting other individuals online. The PDF fanbase is brutal and will often go out of their way to doxx their victims.

“Did you see the new PDF files video?”
“No, what’s that?”
“Lmao must be a new fag”

by Nigarboy January 28, 2021

PDF file

1. A .PDF file, usually a text file

2. Pedophile, but for YouTubers and people with trauma from being groomed (I suppose) censoring it

Example 1 (.PDF):

Garfield: yo jon how the fuck do you open this pdf file?

Jon: Use Google Docs, you dumbass cat

Example 2 (Pedophile):

Wokenotbroke225: In today's YouTube drama, we will talk about a PDF file artist known as Shadman.

by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025

batch file

A file on a windows computer that executes some of the simplest code ever. Often used by script kiddies to trick their friends that they're "hacking".

<Skid> Bro I'm hacking the main frame.
<Friend> Nah dude thats a batch file.

by wyatt445 February 21, 2021