Fidget Bang

When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.

James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.

by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019

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willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

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Fidget spinner furry gamer

Its one of the 5 genders. Even tho this gender can become even more epic so its: fidget spinner furry gamer pizza lovers which is gay but ok.

Yo my fidget spinner furry gamer wanna play some minecraft?

by The dad that never came back March 6, 2019

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Fidget spinner

The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.

Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.

Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )

by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017

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