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Fehrt

When one has a flu accompanied by fever and tries to fart. The result is usually liquid poop filled underpants. The term is a combination of fever and shart.
Ryan was sick with a fever for days, and when he thought he was in the clear to let out a fart, he ended up fehrting himself.
"I thought I was over that flu, but when I tried to fart, I fehrted all over my self."
"I know. I can see the shit running into your socks."
by efube October 13, 2011
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I'm fourteen!

This is a phrase used when you are at Mandalay Bay and are over the age of 14, but not willing to pay the extra fee for pool access.

It also can be used at other times if you're wanting to sound young. (Not for use if above 18 years of age)

Funny to use in response to any question asked.
Man at counter: How old is this kid?
Overage kid: I'm fourteen!
by LegendOfTooget May 30, 2009
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Invitro Fertilization

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone
Dave is an invitro fertilization.
by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006
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fourth tent

to go one to far; pushing your luck to the limit, and then getting caught.
when someone is busted, "...when you went into that next room, where the guards were waiting, that was your fourth tent."
by ruf-jason March 3, 2005
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Fourth of July

The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach
Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
by CCSDCA July 4, 2008
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white pellets of fertility

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!
by Markytheballa3 March 8, 2009
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fourth of july

When a girl or guy gives you a blow job while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.
Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.
by Douche and Destroy January 20, 2011
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