Fehrt

When one has a flu accompanied by fever and tries to fart. The result is usually liquid poop filled underpants. The term is a combination of fever and shart.

Ryan was sick with a fever for days, and when he thought he was in the clear to let out a fart, he ended up fehrting himself.
"I thought I was over that flu, but when I tried to fart, I fehrted all over my self."
"I know. I can see the shit running into your socks."

by efube October 13, 2011

Fehr Kill

1 - noun - Used to describe a kill in a video game when one person receives credit for the kill while essentially doing little to none of the work in earning said kill.

2 - verb - To steal a kill from a teammate like a bitch.

1 - "I almost had that guy, why did you Fehr Kill me?"

2 - "Quit Fehr Killing me you douche!"

by ndsubisonfan09 March 12, 2013

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fertig

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

by Brohaan July 13, 2009

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Gute fahrt

How to say "Drive safely" in German. It makes every American tourist laugh hysterically. REALLY.

"Gute fahrt, Mutti!"

by Adele Krieger January 2, 2010

Fehrd

One who acts like a wild animal. Lit. a horse (Yiddish).

"That dude is such a fehrd. He flipped over the table while I was in middle of eating!"

To someone wearing a Polo Ralph Lauren shirt: "I see the fehrd is outside of the shirt today..."

by Yitayningwut February 4, 2012