fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

by skamocker086 April 17, 2004

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Dirty Dog Fatties

Fat sloppy dudes that play beer league softball who love strippers and continue to constantly binge drink into their 30s.

John, Joel, Brad and Tom are your typical Dirty Dog Fatties, but come New Year's Eve they will be beating the chicks off their sexy slim bodies.

by fattydaddy November 16, 2007

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Le Joyeux Festin

1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten

2) a reference to an oral sexual act

1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!

2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD

by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007

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fattie

A fat, lazy person; a fatass

"Eh, eh, get me the pizza"

"Ay, get it yourself you fattie"

by Josue123 April 29, 2006

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festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

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