flip flaping the jacking sack

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

by wakety sacety May 8, 2009

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

away fapping video

A video where you masturbate that you make for someone when you are away from them.

Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.

-Boyfriend- Hey babe, can you make me a "wink wink" video so I can feel better while you're away?
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking

by Ghostroses July 30, 2009

Faking it

Used when referring to someone who has used fake tan to give others the impression she looks good.

Guy 1: Veronica looks so good tonight. I love summery looking chicks
Guy 2: Ah, she's faking it man.

by Annabelle Howie December 13, 2007

faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.

Dude faking jacks.

by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016

faging

When you are forced to go to a venue in which you would normally rage and party (i.e. a club) due to social pressures and circumstances and you feel like absolute shit/exhausted but its awkward for you to sulk in the corner, so you "fake rage" or "fage" to fit in. Usually associated by acts of half-hearted fist pumping and demonstrating short periods of euphoria only when you see someone you know. Inside, you are counting down the minutes until it is socially acceptable to go home.

I felt like shit last night but obviously I had to go out on spring break in Mexico. I was just faging all night, counting down the hours until we can go back to the villa.

by villanaranja January 5, 2018

Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.

Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.

by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012