Failblog

A site that contains hilarious images and videos of embarresing mistakes and confusions. (http://www.failblog.org)

Jess and I were bored so we went onto Failblog.

by Master Ellie January 1, 2009

failboy

a person who can't help but fail

god damn that jake crompton is a failboy

by powerslave213 August 28, 2009

butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson April 20, 2010

fail bait

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol

ie
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"

by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009

Fail-O-Saurus Rex

A dinosaur that projects a colossal amount of fail unto anyone who comes in contact with it.

Person 1: What the hell is this dinosaur supposed to be?
Person 2: Well that's a fail-o-saurus rex, bro.
Person 1: Well why the hell is it in my YuGiOh deck? This is not a real card.
Person 2: Too bad, bro. You take the card out, you will lose all of your future duels. The fail-o-saurus rex is irremovable.

by locheland December 18, 2009

failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

by jtf81 October 14, 2009

airplane fail

A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.

Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012