"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"
"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.
by Maybe I can’t say that… January 15, 2025
An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
by coochie devour April 30, 2023
excuse Me, excUuse mUe, excusE mE
excuse Me, excUuse mUe, excusE mE
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 18, 2025
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