Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 23, 2011

inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

Evolution of Stars

Above us all we see that the stars are a cosmic evolution of something which has yet to be discovered. We as human beings have limited knowledge of what exists inside this planet, let alone what exists beyond it. Sure, man made machines and human intelligence can attempt to make sense of the wonders of the universe. But truly, how much do we know about what exists beyond the dimension we live in? Is there life beyond what we know? Are there species on Earth itself that we have yet to discover? The world is on a constant journey of evolution as are its beings great and small. Even we as humans are continually experiencing evolution within our own being, even though we may not recognize this. To illustrate, when an individual is a child, their knowledge is limited to what they have learnt till that particular age. But as the child develops into a man (which is the evolution of the individual human body itself) life experiences add knowledge to the person's existence and that itself is the evolution of an individual human per one life time. To understand the universe or cosmos, we need to first explore the individual being on several levels, not just the physical. Then only can we understand and appreciate the stars in space and the stars within.

1) the true nature of the evolution of stars is yet to be discovered

2) the star within the human being

3) galactic research is further required but not merely just by scientific means

by st@rG@zer May 29, 2010

Evolutional

To evolve from a time in crisis.

Bob was going through heartbreak , so he made an evolutional move and moved on.

by AndrusEra February 12, 2020

Evolutionary Failure

Giant Panda

The giant panda is an evolutionary failure

by TheGeck September 20, 2021

Evolution

Evolution is the survival game of living organisms invented by Charles Darwin.

- Dolphin's closest evolutionary relatives are pigs. Now, ain't that a real mindf_ck?
- Well, u know, that Darwin fellow was very good in inventing life and everything...

by Hobo_Geography October 2, 2021