beauty equation

an equation for beauty:
(health+kindness)*postiveness/time=beauty
or
(h+k)*p/t=b
or for those of you who prefer surgery
(work+patience)-money=beauty
or
(w+p)-m=b

deborah has been exercising every day and eating the right foods and being nice to her neighbors and she alwasy smiles.. in a few months she began to look more and more beautiful.. this proves the beauty equation
surgery;
lisa went to go get higher cheekbones.. the docotrs worked hard and with patience and a 5,000$ bill her cheekbones were higher than ever

by kirbies April 29, 2009

bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Equalist

A movement started in response to the more aggressive and crude proponents of feminism. Equalists claim to support equal rights for all. However, instead of fighting for the rights of the minorities they claim to represent, they seem to spend all their time bashing feminism. Many people who claim to be one are true to their word, but most people just want to put down civil rights leaders without seeming like a sexist and/or racist.

Equalist: As an equalist I support the rights of all human beings. I want equal rights for blacks, whites, men, women, the disabled, christians, muslims ... Everybody!

Me: So have you actually done anything for any of those groups?

Equalist: Well... no, not exactly... but someday I'm gonna.

by 8Faraday October 19, 2014

Equatorial Guinea

That one tiny country in Africa that is able to grow on its own without the hindrance of that much disease, corruption, or warfare. It had an impressive 20.8% growth rate from 1990-2002.

Equatorial Guinea is still far behind in terms of GDP and standard of living, but it sure is slightly better than most of the other starving and fighting countries in Africa.

by what_lolol May 14, 2009

Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!

I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?

by RED1043.com February 26, 2009

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦

by annoyed person November 3, 2020

Equal-Flipout

to address more than one person with a single tirade.

Vinny got mad at me, Frank and Lou so he flipped out on all of us at the same time...it was an EQUAL-FLIPOUT.

by Marco Manfre March 17, 2010