Glantz Enema

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.

Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.

by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010

enema bag

The combination of a douchebag and an asshole. Not to be taken lightly.

Kanye acted like a complete enema bag at the VMA's.

by Anonymless November 19, 2010

Enemyship

A relationship between two or more people where the people are enemies.

I hate you Kenny. This is the end of our friendship and the beginning of enemyship.

by Meggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaan S October 10, 2011

Digital Enema

A fancy yet amusing term. It basically means to defrag and delete a ton of files on your computer after you've accumulated a large sum of useless crappy files you no longer desire to have (or are getting in the way of important stuff).

Bob: Dude! My computer is running slow as shit! And I have so much crap on there I can't find half the files I need!

Joe: I think it's time you give your computer a digital enema.

by FrostyBlackMetal July 24, 2011

spunk enema

When, after unprotected anal sex, the ejaculate and lube, combined with having had a dong poking around in your butt, cause you to drop a dook.

That gangbang gave me a spunk enema; as soon as the last guy finished I shoved him off me and ran to the bathroom.

by VelmaTallbot July 25, 2013

hot sauce enema

When a guy covers a buttplug in hot sauce and inserts it into a girls ass and causes her to shit herself

Last night Chad gave me a hot sauce enema! I’m still shitting myself!

by Miss A. Sippy July 21, 2020

Fleetwood Enema

Having cocaine blown up your butt with a straw.

It is rumored that the singer of Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, had such a cocaine problem that it ruined the inside of her nose. Instead of kicking the habit, she had people blow cocaine into her ass with a straw.

Man, my nose is completely stuffed up right now but I still want to get high, will you give me a fleetwood enema?

by Punk Rock Jed October 26, 2005