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email where my school spams me with fuckinemails. Now thats hell
by Echo the furry November 7, 2019
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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email gap

(n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.
"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."

-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010
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email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"
wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one
by jfd100 December 21, 2013
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email sieged

Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.
Person A: Holy Crap!

Person B: What?

Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!

Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.
by Victor D. September 24, 2011
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email conduit

An individual who mindlessly forwards emails to colleagues, business contacts and friends in an attempt to make him/herself look smart.
Bob: "I keep getting tons of research emails from Fred but he never makes any comments nor does he ever seem to be reading them himself."

Dave: "Yeah, me too. He's such an email conduit."
by Tsmack89 July 30, 2009
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email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.
Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.
by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023
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