dry nightmare

The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.

I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

Dry Spunk

When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.

I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.

by Big Chimper June 30, 2003

Dry

A combination of drunk and high. You can usually expect the spins afterward depending on how drunk you are.

"I drank a lot last night, and I smoked a lot last night. I was dry as fuck."

by KarateSwan February 6, 2010

Dry Zone

When all girls that you know well enough are all way out of the line for hooking up or dating.

Damn man, I'm in the Dry Zone, there is no one in my class or grade that I can hook up with.

Shit, I've been in the Dry Zone for 3 years!

by Ipleasetheladies April 29, 2014

dry wit

1.) The ability to criticise someone and have them laugh about it; see also oblivious
2.) Humour that soars over the heads of your less intellectual friends
3.) Cutting sarcasm cleverly masked as a lighthearted joke; the epitome of Oscar Wilde

John: "Sometimes I wish I could think like you do, it must be fascinating"
Jason: "Was that dry wit?"
John: "Of course not, I truly admire your intellect!"
Jason: "Oh. cool."

by Kyle Kozmo August 6, 2006

dry slut

A girl who acts like a slut, but all she ever gives out is blue balls.

With all these dry sluts around my balls are turning purple...

by Dr. Octagonecologyst July 23, 2006

dry-swallow

The act of swallowing one or more pills without the aid of liquid.

He found the aspirin and dry-swallowed two of them.

by Thomas Harman February 8, 2008