dickalage

Dickalage= Noun (Abbreviation). Diminutive form of the word (Dickollage).

1. Dickalage= Shortened word for a collage of assorted dick picks sent by a friend, lover, fancy man, love interest or significant other (spouse, boyfriend) or male from dating apps/social media or an accidental sending by a male who is rather randy.

2. Diickalage= Can also be sent from a male who thinks their dick looks great and wants to impress the ladies by his overcompensating by thinking his 1:1 scale is changed by a an on screen POV.

3. Generally a young juvenile male will employ sending an assortment dick of dick pics (dickalage/dickollage) in their tactics as a means to get "pussy" and act hung (generally a beta chad).

Girl: Hey you seem really nice, it'd be nice to get to know you! xD

Boy: You sure you don't want to see my Dickalage first

Girl: Ew no thanks

Boy: that's okay, there's plenty more fish in sea

Girl: sorry I already have other guys dick pics and don't need to underwhelm my storage space.

Boy: Ouch, you didn't have to be so mean! *cries... continues to add pics to dickalage for a further possible match on dating apps*

by Mr BigIdeas November 23, 2022

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derickalicious

A beautiful man named Derick who needs to be consumed immediately.

He is desirable on every plane of conscience.

If he is derickalicious he can make you cum the moment you wake without any physical contact.

Dude is so derickalicious I came in my pants as he walked by me today.

by HandyDandyLion December 17, 2022

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