Dog 

A quadrupedal species with fur covering most of it's body. Distinguishing characteristics include a snout of sorts, a wet nose, large canine teeth, obviously, and being more intelligent than any human will ever be. They deserve to be wearing clothing and walking on 2 legs, not us.

You know what? I'm going to take off my clothes and put them on the next dog I see. He deserves it.

Dog by A depressed person. February 12, 2012

Dog 

The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.

I love my service dog, Elliot.

Dog by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

dog 

1. "Dog" is another word for "slack".

2. It is also another word for ditching.

1. "I dumped Andre yesterday!"
"Dude, that's so dog."

2. "You dogged me yesterday to talk with your boyfriend!"

dog by killersex. May 18, 2009

DOG 

-Acronym standing for "Demonstration of Goods"
-In the event that a woman (or man) who is wearing revealing clothes distracts the viewer, she (or he) is said to be performing a DOG / DOG'ing it

Guy 1: Holy crap, that girl over there is going to fall out of her shirt
Guy 2: That bitch is DOG'ing it like no other.

DOG by zachus22 October 18, 2008

dog 

woof

a dog goes "woof"

dog by daddylonglegs75 August 26, 2017

dog 

your new god

Example: dog is god

dog by ooaooaoaoaoao June 22, 2018

dog 

ya mum

ya dog neqt

dog by jghjggi October 27, 2018