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benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.
by protocoldroid November 14, 2004
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ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?
by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007
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ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".
That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater
by Drow696 June 13, 2010
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Ditch

If you are ditched, your girlfriend or boyfriend abandons you or less leaves you. It means they probably aren't interested anymore, or they are seeing someone else.
by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016
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Casual Ditch

This is when your wife/girlfriend/partner is shopping in a store, and they are trying something on that they like and want you to buy, but then when they come out of the dressing room you have mysteriously vanished.

Your partner will look around the store and not see you, and the husband chair will be cold and empty because you weren't sitting in it. This usually happens at malls, and you, assuming that you're a guy, have casually walked out to some store for yourself, or to grab a coffee.
Girlfriend: Hey hun I'm gonna try this shirt on it'll look so good on me!

Me: All right.

*Girlfriend goes in dressing room*

*I pull the casual ditch, and walk away from my girlfriend and her store to go grab a big ass cup of coffee because I look cool walking around with it and I need to wake up(sarcasm)*
by muhfucker November 13, 2007
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Dick Dong Ditch

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.
Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.
by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 June 3, 2016
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Bitch Ditch

To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.
Matt: Should I bitch ditch her?
Chantel: Whats that?
Matt: To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.
by for chantel :P January 21, 2009
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