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explosive diarrhea

A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.
Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.
by WonderMonkey September 29, 2003
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Diarrhea

When you truly feel like you have died in the rear.
I had that awful dieArear last night!
by cathieD March 5, 2004
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cold diarrhea

the punch line of an insult used in northern New Jersey during the 60's and 70's. made no sense then, makes no sense now, but still kind of funny.
carly: man, you think you're hot shit in a wine glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a paper cup.
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?
by earpuller January 1, 2006
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explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.
Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.
by Dave May 1, 2003
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diarrhea

I tried to engage my butt's gag reflex with a finger. I soon discovered my anus wasn't truly a mouth and the only common trait shared was regurgitation. Diarrheal carnage ensued.
by Bob in Maine December 13, 2010
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Devastating Diarrhea

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo
by dimelis_16 May 1, 2007
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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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