Ring Around The Ding Dong

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.

If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!

by The Joneses December 08, 2014

jamma-lamma-ding-dong

A really good party; one that is in between a dinger and a rager.

'Ronnie you fag, stop fucking around and get down to DJ's...it's a jamma-lamma-ding-dong'

by steel julian April 04, 2005

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

by NutmegSals April 14, 2009

Holy ding dong

Term used by holy children, another way of saying holy shit.

Ex) Holy ding dong did you see her outfit?

by Crayola marker May 27, 2020

shamma lamma ding dong

a small short dick that has not been circumsized

Joey, let go of that shamma lamma ding dong!

by gerda October 04, 2005

ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong

(Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids.

For my birthday, your sister gave me a ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong!!!

by Nick "Flash Flood" October 09, 2007

Ding Dong Bitch

After fucking a guy a woman pulls on his dick and them hits him in the face, make sure you walk away after.

Lets go play Ding Dong Bitch!
They'll figure it out sooner or later.

by TheBathroom,Hella! May 28, 2009