Dickwaffle

Someone who doesn't give a shit what they're doing, but it pisses you off.

Sam: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Ron: " I dunno."
Sam: "C'mon dude, stop being such a dickwaffle."

by Undead Monarch December 18, 2025

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017

pseudotough dickwad

A poser idiot who attacks people on social media, inflating statements/reactions in an attempt to further incite a social media showdown.

A pseudotough dickwad attacks others for their personal beliefs, opinions, race, place of origin, sexual orientation, sexual preference, etc.

He’s tough behind a keyboard but truly is a pussy in real life.

Or any tattooed, generic, idiot with names like Justin/Taylor Who so obviously have a scorching case of little penis syndrome.

Mentally and emotionally stable person: “Don’t be bitter, it is unhealthy for you.”

pseudotough dickwad response: “God for bid you share your bitterness and hatred of the world blah blah blah, look at this bitch blah blah blah, toughen up buttercup, life is hard blah blah blah.” ****Has no real life experiences.

little Penis syndrome, dickwad, asshat, assclown, dumbass, pseudotough dickwad

by FeatherD November 22, 2017

Ungrateful Dickwad

The same as someone ungrateful but the person using the phrase has a hatred fueled by a fiery passion for the person they are describing.

My brother said the only thing at home waiting for him was a fan. What an ungrateful dickwad.

by CrimsonWÖLFE72 July 22, 2019

yankee doodle dickwad

A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.

The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!

by Bauxb May 17, 2017

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024