dicking around

Wasting time while amusing yourself.

If Bob is not at his desk you can find him in the bathroom dicking around.

by willa-mena October 29, 2003

dickbite

absolute moron, prick, dickweed, dumbass.

You are such a dickbite!

by Kevin S. March 31, 2004

dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 4, 2010

Dicket

a credential which grants admission to claim a penis for a designated event, amount of time or moment; a ticket to claim some dick; a steady night caller; male invite to assume an intimate position

Go out & have a drink alone. Don't worry, your holding a "dicket" in your pocket for big boy Ed to come and dick ya down when your done having fun.

I'm calling Tom, he's my "dicket"!

This "dicket" ensures my booty call will be ready, willing and able to satisfy my needs.

by ShootingtheBird September 6, 2011

dickin' the dog

Relaxing, doing nothing.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Just sitting here dickin' the dog"

by huskershaun November 2, 2007

Dickititus

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch

I think Frank has dickititus

by puppydog220 June 15, 2011

dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything

oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking

by piddla May 15, 2017