2 definition by piddla

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When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything

oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking

by piddla May 15, 2017

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 11, 2017