dickface

a mean jerk guy that thinks with his dick

Julian Guiao
that dickface is verry ugly
:D

by Jessi*Fabulous November 25, 2007

dickfart

the word that females call a guy who is totally messed up
he is messed up n is the male version of a SLIME

these are the characteristics of a DICKFART

- they go out with girls only for sex
- they say they love u but they know its a lie
- they make u feel like something but then take that feeling back away from you
-they are always SEXYY n totally LOVABLE
-basically they are liars and FAKES

before : wow i'm so in love with keith
after : he lied to me n broke my heart. keith is sucha dickfart =/

by Chanelliepooh February 7, 2008

DIAFTIA

"Die in a fire, thanks in advance!"

Abbreviation sometimes used as a retort on Internet message boards and chat programs; a natural combination of the more widely-used DIAF and TIA.

Bryan: I think your car needs more Carebear stickers.
Tam: DIAFTIA
Bryan: LOL

by Viet-Tam Luu October 3, 2007

diafart

A seemingly innocent fart that results in a small amount of shit splatter when released, and creates a tell tale brown stain. Usually you wonder whether or not the fart should be executed or not because it has to be somewhat forced out.

I had a diafart so bad last night I had to throw my boxers out in the movie theater's bathroom.

by davey160195 May 23, 2010

Mussolini Dickface

Reference to the Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 until he was deposed in the face of advancing Allied armies in 1943. His irresponsible policies, including launching various wars of conquest years before his military and industry was ready resulted in a humiliting defeat of his countrymen. In 1945 he was shot and strung up alongside his executed wife for jeering crowds to spit upon.

Il Duce was a Mussolini Dickface.

by Belisarius March 2, 2004

diacf

Die in a crotch fire.

I wish my ex would diacf!!!

by Swamp Willow July 1, 2011

Dickface

An offensive yet affectionate insult mostly used in good humour.

Damiano stop being such a dickface!
Anthony stop being such a dickface!

by T Dorigo December 1, 2011