rob ford drunk

The act of getting intoxicated to the point of severe belligerence that you make terrible decisions i.e. Smoking crack cocaine

Stefan : I'm gonna go out and get rob ford drunk tonight

by Donkeypunch122 November 9, 2013

DRUNK AS FUCK

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over

hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk

by pufud February 27, 2005

I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

Rhino-drunk

The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.

Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?

Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.

by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009

Drunk Pirate

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.

Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.

by Griz April 30, 2004

drunkalicious

Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate

Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"

by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

Elin drunk

when a person is out of control drunk.
loud in your face and irritating.

wow did you see that girl that got thrown out of the club she was really elin drunk

by ub274 December 11, 2011