Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.

Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.

by loteoo November 11, 2020

desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

The Desk

a discord server consisting of 13 year old mods that ban you for making a joke

guy 1: hey, can i invite you to The Desk?

guy 2: suck my balls

by akhelm May 15, 2022

Obese desk

For annoying gamers.

You is an obese desk.

by Espaussitous March 12, 2021

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018