dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Dassey effect

Too big of dick might kill someone.

Rachel die her bf got the dassey effect

by longduckdong.gov June 23, 2016

Dassey'd

To respond to a direct message verbal or otherwise with a blank dead stare off into space. Popularized by Brendan Dassey on the Netflix original series Making a Murderer.

That bitch just Dassey'd me.

by longduckdong.gov June 24, 2016

dessert gravy

chocolate sauce, caramel sauce. A gravy for dessert items, mainly ice cream.

"Yo lemme get some dessert gravy on my sundae."

by HypeMane June 8, 2017

dessert guilt

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.

Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.

by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017

dagser

Roughly means skipping school. Can also mean being lazy and useless.

"you skipped school again?"
"yeah, haha"
"fucking dagser"

by Sutmindut October 24, 2017

Dessert'O'Clock

The critical time where your body desperately crave for a dessert. Delaying this craving will result in a person becoming hangry

I cannot concentrate at work anymore it's past Dessert'O'Clock

by TaiphamD October 16, 2018