Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010

dumpster diver

A guy who likes trashy women.

Did you see that nasty chick Jonathan picked up? He's such a dumpster diver.

by geemogene December 31, 2010

Divester

Someone who dates outside their race because they think that race is better or superior to their own.

That black man is being a divester. He said he's with that asian woman because she's better than the black woman.

by BBSSA July 9, 2022

scuba diver

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...

by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009

muff diver

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Bush Dive

Verb. To perform oral sex on a woman with a large amount of pubic hair.

"No way would I ever bush dive on her."

by James Hickey March 30, 2004