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scuba diver 

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...

scuba diver by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009