by electricmonk July 1, 2008
Get the custard cousins mug.When two naked males face each other and tie their genitals together with a rubber band, creating a pulsing red 'heat cushion' effect. They then take turns slapping the shit out of their balls until one of them passes out.
"Hey dude, no homo but I think we should do a heat cushion, you know, for the lulz."
"No. A thousand times no."
"No. A thousand times no."
by JohnEBlaze March 7, 2010
Get the Heat Cushion mug.Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.
Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."
by ih8pinks April 22, 2019
Get the sweating like a Muslim in customs mug.1) an extremely (and often embarrassingly) confused and chaotic situation
2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "cluster fuck"
2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "cluster fuck"
"That long-haired sunuvabitch went to the Little Bighorn lookin' to kick some aboriginal ass but ended up dyin' in one helluva glorious custerfluck!"...
"Yeah, every week it's a new custerfluck down there at Bridgeport!"…
"Yeah, every week it's a new custerfluck down there at Bridgeport!"…
by TIC Redux May 8, 2005
Get the custerfluck mug.Smart-Arse -Know-It alls who go into other people's work places of an evening such as restaurants and tell waiter-staff how to do their jobs and the chefs how to cook and mainly cause havoc and distess, after they knock off from their own jobs becasue of their little lives. Sometimes customers are know as "The Little People" for the naivity and demonstrations of brainless behaviour and overall dumbness.
They sit there arses down wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra' d and get pissed off when they are removed from the reserved table.
When/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don't want the problem to be solved, but prefer to make smart-arse remarks about the food.
They also go by a huge range of dereogotory terms genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. Customers defeat their own purpose.
They sit there arses down wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra' d and get pissed off when they are removed from the reserved table.
When/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don't want the problem to be solved, but prefer to make smart-arse remarks about the food.
They also go by a huge range of dereogotory terms genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. Customers defeat their own purpose.
"I thought we could sit here" or "Why can't we sit here?" (may also put up a battle)
Forget what they ordered
Pass up/pile up plates, despite it being bad etiqutte, throwing off "The Gameplan" and smashing things in the process and then saying some dumbshit thing like: "I should let you do it, eh"? WELL, FUCK!
Make unnecessary remarks such as
Customer 1: "I wouldn't feed that to my dog"- meanwhile the meal is perfect.
Come in a wide varity of classes: "Working Class"- The most thuggish and threaten to bash you.
"The Middle Class"- The biggest whingers, tell YOU how to do your job. These fuckwit customers also don't know what it is like to be loaded up with plates and unable to move cheap grog out of the way. Sometimes they think that they are helping, but just fuck up the game plan resulting in an extra trip or worse, broken plates etc.
"Yuppies/ upper middle class" customers- WILL give you the blow by blow of how to do your job. They must also give every single fucken metaphor and simile in the fucken thesaurous to demonstrate how disatified with the food, the tempreture of the room and bitch about the wine, in which the bar staff can do nothing about. These fuckwits want the problem to be solved even less than the middlecalss and won't be satisified until YOUR blood is ON their hands. These are also known as Cuntfaces
Forget what they ordered
Pass up/pile up plates, despite it being bad etiqutte, throwing off "The Gameplan" and smashing things in the process and then saying some dumbshit thing like: "I should let you do it, eh"? WELL, FUCK!
Make unnecessary remarks such as
Customer 1: "I wouldn't feed that to my dog"- meanwhile the meal is perfect.
Come in a wide varity of classes: "Working Class"- The most thuggish and threaten to bash you.
"The Middle Class"- The biggest whingers, tell YOU how to do your job. These fuckwit customers also don't know what it is like to be loaded up with plates and unable to move cheap grog out of the way. Sometimes they think that they are helping, but just fuck up the game plan resulting in an extra trip or worse, broken plates etc.
"Yuppies/ upper middle class" customers- WILL give you the blow by blow of how to do your job. They must also give every single fucken metaphor and simile in the fucken thesaurous to demonstrate how disatified with the food, the tempreture of the room and bitch about the wine, in which the bar staff can do nothing about. These fuckwits want the problem to be solved even less than the middlecalss and won't be satisified until YOUR blood is ON their hands. These are also known as Cuntfaces
by Tritttrott February 10, 2010
Get the Customers mug.by lisa haigh April 23, 2006
Get the custardo mug.When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
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