Cooter Gag

A Penis.

It was a low blow kicking him in the cooter gag.

by JDC54 February 7, 2009

Cootermonger

a dealer in or trader of cooter.

My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.

by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

Cooter tickler

another name for chin whiskers or a poets beard

look how good this cooter tickler looks

by aphilia July 6, 2009

Cooter Fuzz

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.

I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.

by hotrod94 October 16, 2009

Cooterbooter

One who cootboots, i.e. leads a woman on and then denies her sex and expels her from sleeping quarters.

"So I was thinking finally we're gonna fuck, but then he fell asleep and I stormed out. What a fucking cooterbooter!"

by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010