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Creativitis 

Creativitis is a disease particular to creative people that prevents them from finishing much of anything because they get stuck tweaking it until it's "perfect".

Here's the ontological argument against Creativitis:

"That which does not <em>really</em> exist is less than perfect, therefore an imperfect product that <em>actually exists</em> must be better than endlessly tweaking hypothetical shit to perfection."
-Pete Michaud
Creativitis: the secret opus magnum of a "novelist" who has never actually been published, and who never will be because he's been working on this shit for 10 years and won't ever stop working on it.
Creativitis by Perfecus March 12, 2010

malign creativity

Wanna-be Mary Poppins (AKA big sister, US-KGB) definition of anything that they (don't say she!) do not approve of.
Oh Twaddle is just full of malign creativity now. We must stop this at all costs. How can we destroy them? Call the TNI, NYT, BBC ... Call them! Call them all!!!
malign creativity by pmah1 May 2, 2022

Creativate 

To creatively innovate. An adjunction of creative and innovate.
The company worked hard to creativate the technology for a better user experience.
Creativate by KidJJ August 3, 2006

Lady Gaga creativity. 

1)To confuse random words and outfits with creativity.
2)To attempt to use a high volume of ideas to pass oneself off as creative over quality of ideas.
Wow you're songs sound like juvenille jiberish and you dress like a person with no personality trying to cover up with silly random outfits that seemed to have had zero thought involved you must be full of Lady Gaga creativity.

Wow it looks like all you do to create one of your outfits is walk outside see something and make a poorly constructed outfit out of it however you do this so often you must be some sort of genius,you must wield Lady Gaga creativity.

creatine 

A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.
Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.
creatine by Nick D February 2, 2004

Creativity 

Using available resources to invent a fresh perspective on an already established idea.
John's creativity introduced me to art.
Creativity by Decked May 30, 2015