A
high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with
juice or
water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10
lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.
Creatine made me grow some big time
moobs, but fortunately
bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with
lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.