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Cowboy belt buckle 

When you pull your nuts over your belt buckle and present them to someone. You then use a catchy phrase when they get caught looking. Something like, You must have some Indian in you the way you keep staring at this scrotum pole.
Cowboy Belt Buckle = Kyle buckled the entire office at Seacor’when a picture of his scrotum hanging over his belt buckle was sent to them by a snitch ass Captain. It was nuts.

Cowboy advice 

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind
I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE
Cowboy advice by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021

cowboy poetry 

Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.
My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!
cowboy poetry by HelloBrisket April 27, 2021

Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
Cowboy Butter by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023

cowboy cash 

toilet paper or any other possible means to wipe your ass.
got any cowboy cash? I got to take a big stinker.
cowboy cash by mobes May 16, 2005

Cowboy Bebop 

An anime that I unexplicably can not get my roommate to watch
See also Evangelion
For the love of god stop watching Dragon Ball and watch something good like Cowboy Bebop
Cowboy Bebop by rochebug November 7, 2009