cornrat

Is the Shit that is excreted into one mouth.

"Dude you know that Hoe Steff?",

"Yea Dude."

"She totaly let me Cornrat her last night"

"No way dude, that shit is nasty"

by David Holland, Oliver Marson December 3, 2004

Cornwallis

one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact

Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."

"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."

Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.

by Danfield January 17, 2007

Master Chief Corny Doucheking

Someone who despite having verry poor taste, some ridiculous habbits, and absolutely funky hair, has a lot of succes in business.

Donald Trum is an MCCD. (Master Chief Corny Doucheking)

by Dr. Step August 16, 2010

Cornball

A cornball is basically, the new geek. Just like a nerd used to be a lame but a geek was just completely off the scale lame. Now a geek or computer geek is someone who highly educated, usually through personal experience rather than actual institution education, in common computer softeware and the internet in general. He or she more often than not will also repair PCs. Pirately tendencies also usually apply.

This definition does not encompass cornballs in total. There are many varieties and sometimes a cornball IS a lame. Examples are shown below.

Cornball
Napolean Dynamite
Ashy Larry
Michael Scott
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Me
Dwight Schrup
Donnie
Police (Definitely - all the wrong things)
The 40 Year old Virgin
Charlie - Me, Myself and Irene

by Beezy25 April 29, 2009

corntard

one ear short of a window licker

Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!

by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007

corny blumpkin

when you eat corn the night before, then get a blumpkin and the girl eats the corn out of your shit

My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.

by the town bicycle July 18, 2009

cornyn

a vile piece of shit.

Yesterday I had such a bad cornyn that my ass burned for an hour afterward.

by hellofromreddit June 8, 2017