Cottage Cheese

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

by shea1bear January 24, 2009

cuntage

decent vagina acquired by means of mad cuntness. It's also a descriptive word used in the context of porn.

timmo says to patto man your a mad cunt, why thankyou timmo u fuckin mad dawg lets use this acquired gift of mad cuntness to get us some cuntage.

by webbo and richo April 20, 2009

Contagion

A cool guy that plays video games.

Owns all the hardcore ladies.

But still keeps the one main honey.

That Contagion owns all the hardcore ladies while playing video games, but still keeps the one main honey.

by A Contagion September 26, 2004

cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

by bojzzle September 25, 2004

Cottage Creamer

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

by gooh!!! December 25, 2007

Cottage

A fine modern gentleman.

Hey look theres Cottage! Isn't he dashing?!

by Cottage8167765432 January 13, 2011

Cottage

3 handles a week,smoke everyday, and home to the goofiest fuck around, flounder.

jameson irish whiskey

by gray February 23, 2003