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Companionate Romance

That irritating, not especially romantic state that many married couples fall into when they are no longer young and restless- basically, they're friends with benefits and wedding rings. The purpose of this is to prevent passion from interfering with raising their kids. It's a force of nature, and it is incredibly disturbing to watch as it takes place. There is no known cure except divorce.
Bill and Sheryl had been married for fifty seven years and could go for weeks without so much as kissing. Companionate romance strikes again.
by Beckie <33 February 16, 2008
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Compensator

Someone who tries to make up for his lack of personality by trying to dress popular; a poser.
Did you see that guy wearing the shades indoors? He's no Wesker. He must be a compensator!
by Durango June 24, 2006
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Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX

Best New Brewery in Austin, TX. Can be found at local bars in Austin, Houston and Dallas.
"Dude! Is that a Circle brew?"
"Yea Bro, I'm all about the Blur"
"Dude, I'm all about the Envy"

Additional examples can be found at Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX
by 2hot2handle2cold2hold September 29, 2011
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companion

A high-class dame of company in the fireflyverse
they are a cross between the oriental-style Geisha and the classic courtesan of renaissance Italy. often recognized as the highest nobility of the 'Verse
"my cousin hopes to become a companion"
"There are advantanges to having a companion on the ship"
by okelay October 27, 2006
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Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005
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Company Fuck Boy

Someone who goes above and beyond in the workplace without compensation
Hey did you hear that Arnie kept working during his lunch again? What a company fuck boy!
by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez September 30, 2020
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Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)
John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.
by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009
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