cajones

Plural for "cajon", that's spanish for drawer, but also is an peruvian instrument that resembles a big wooden box, the player sits on it an then hit it in the frontal face to create diferent sounds depending on how and where he/she hits it.

The cajon is a good substitute for a drum set, when you are playing acoustic.

by Rodolfo May 19, 2005

colon splash

A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.

Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.

I just had a major colon splash!

by ocean spray March 9, 2007

colon cleaner

A person who licks ones asshole

You can kiss my ass you colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006

coconut2020

This is a party running for L'Manberg presidency, kinda, it, uh, has umm, Fundy, and Nikki (Nihachu) in it, thats about it, they didnt really do much qnd werent gonna do much if they won

Coconut2020 is so, ummm, mediocre, i want them to win more than schlatt and pog but only because they arent as much of a threat to pog2020

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020

Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

by Qsamma May 21, 2013

Crypto-colonialism

Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.

More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.

Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.

by chameleon December 10, 2017

colonipop

co•lon'i•pop

(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.

2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.

3- A buttplug.

4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.

1- "After he wasted 30 minutes of my time by telling me about his trouble with the DPT, I offered him a colonipop."

by T.bias, Kraquehaus Productions October 29, 2007