The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?
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He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
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Area codes. Codes that are used by the postal service. Often put in to songs such as area codes, by ludacris and nate dogg to specify where someone lives or resides :-D
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Tim: I fell down 3 fucking stairs and now I haven't been to school in a week because I'm so goddamn fat that I can't walk with a bruise!
Me: Lmfao, that's so Codus.
Me: Lmfao, that's so Codus.
by Fagelo December 15, 2008
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by YoloMachine December 31, 2013
Get the nuclear codes mug.A term of derision for supporters of Pompey FC. They are also known as skates because of their fishy persuasions ie: shagging fish when there are no women available (or in some cases even when there are). Codsnogging is a form of foreplay prior to fucking a skate.
How're you doing? Did you fuck that skate last night?
Nah, She reckons I'm a codsnogger. She said I smelt like fish.
Nah, She reckons I'm a codsnogger. She said I smelt like fish.
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