home cooking

As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.

Adam went for some of Caroline's home cooking after striking out at the bar last night.

by home cooker February 6, 2012

Cockin Mouth

When a chic cannot talk because she is sucking on a dick.

"She can't talk at the moment, she has cockin mouth real bad"

by sliqdude January 28, 2009

Cocking Cock

Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.

Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.

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Example 1:

Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:

Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!

Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!

by BiggyBigCheese June 11, 2009

cockinero

Something evryone wants to be when they grow up... a mother and a prostitute!

Yo i saw you cockinero workin dat corner real hard last night...gave me straight wopps!

by sirigana May 13, 2005

cooking off

exploding, blowing up

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.

by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007

Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014

Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.

by plantlord69 July 12, 2019