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Clinton

A small village that has a population of about 50 people with a drive through..... The people who work their couldn't pass the drug test to work else where
So they work their for minimum wage..... The mayor is a Hillary Clinton type but without the penis... The park is ruled by cocaine dealers who try to play basketball.... Overall it's a great place
To live;)
The penis is in Clinton .
by Texaschilitaint August 9, 2015
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Clitor

The female boner when someone or something sexually excites a female
I have such a clitor for Chris Pratt
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clintonian

Someone from Clinton, Iowa -- a small city in eastern Iowa known for being extremely "ghetto," dirty, smelly and -- until a couple years ago -- dangerous, especially compared with the rest of Iowa. One of two places in Iowa with black people. Once had a crime rate on par with Detroit.
by Steve Cox February 16, 2008
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Bill Clinton

To get a blowjob while at work.
by Walker October 3, 2004
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clitomancy

1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.

2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.

A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".
Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.

Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?

A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.
by Sentia January 8, 2009
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Shitllary Clinton

Wants to make America shit again
Shitllary Clinton gave secrets to the Chinese with her private email.
by Raging Consumer August 2, 2016
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Clinton

An amazing guy, kind, smart, and always the one you can count on. He is ready to help at any time.
I need help. I bet you Clinton will answer.
by wordaholic555 May 16, 2015
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