Choosing hours

The Time of Day where you talk to the females you are trying to "inject"

I'm gonna hit up ol'girl from the other night at the choosing hours to see if she down

by Tito1104 December 28, 2017

Chooba

Shepard of the forest

Donnie has been caring for the forest, I guess he's a real life Chooba.

by Magick D April 25, 2019

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

choob

a chinese noob who is superasian.

wang lee ching chow chong is such a choob.

by alex35664147 December 23, 2007

choob

a put down like clown, idiot etc

someone who crawls up to another

What a choob image thinking that Hibs are good at football

You are a choob always sucking up to teacher

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

choob

Noun derived from the words cheat and noob. Holds negative connotation.

Choob: a noob who single-mindedly hones and utilizes skills very heavily dependent upon unsportsmanlike tactics (usually exploiting "overpowered" features included legitimately in a game) in order to appear proficient at a game.

Similar variant: chewb

Player 1: "Use something other than an AWP for once in your life, you choob!"
Player 2: "You're just mad that you got pwnt by my 1337 skillz."

by Lord Zurkov April 22, 2009

choob

chunky noob (fat noob)

that choob is so annoying!

by idkwhat2put1231313 December 14, 2009