The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.
Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
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"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
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A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
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Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up
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Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up
My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress
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Get the Amsterdam chocolate mug.The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.
Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
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Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
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