Definitions by Smozi1014

Chocolate hitchhiker 

The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.

"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".

Chocolate hitchhiker by Smozi1014 January 7, 2020